Hey! That beautiful bikini model who just farted near you wasn't doing it for her health – it was actually an elaborate prank. Well, it was the prank in its entirety. Funny, right?

I'm the producer for Pranking Off, the second most popular prank show on our Youtube channel. What I need from you is to sign this release. It's your standard release, giving us the right to air the prank on our Youtube channel in perpetuity. We really want you to sign so we can show you looking slightly uncomfortable when Christine here let it rip.

No, it wasn't a real fart. It was just a fart sound. It's a prank, get it? It's not real. It's funny. It's funny because it's not real. Yes, it would be funnier if it were real. My god, just thinking about Christine here letting a big one rip in that skimpy little bikini is making me laugh so hard my cheeks hurt. But it would be impractical to wait for her to fart loudly enough for you to react. I don't know how loudly she can fart. That is probably a good prank we'll use in the future, or at the very least, a stunt. Regardless, we had to fake her farting. Yes, that's the whole joke. That you thought she farted. But she didn't. It's not hard to understand. I don't know why you're not laughing.

Let me show you the footage. It's funny, right? No, I'm not saying you look funny. Nothing you're doing is funny. That's not the prank. What she's doing, pretending to fart in a two piece bathing suit, that's the prank. No, she's not funny. She's beautiful. What she's doing is funny. Neither you nor her are funny people. The fart is what's funny. But it's only funny if we have footage of you being not funny, so we need you to sign the release so we can show you not being funny while she does something funny. Without you, it's not a prank, it's just an incredibly gorgeous woman in the least amount of clothing permitted by law passing gas on the Venice Beach boardwalk. And that's not funny at all.

Fine, let me give you ten dollars. Ten dollars is a lot of money to give an unfunny person who serves as the funny lynchpin to a funny prank video. I guess when you put it that way, the video does hinge entirely around your unfunny reactions, and in some way, that does make you a principal actor in our prank. Without your approval, this entire day's worth of filming has to be scrapped, because in the whole fourteen hours we shot, no one was as unfunny as you. Haha, oh boy. That's a prank for you!