Trying to keep track of all of the 2016 Presidential Candidates is enough to make your head spin! But we here at Janice, with a little help from our friends at Tribe Hummus, have made the field a little easier to navigate by matching up some of the top contenders with the variety of Tribe Hummus that best fits their policies, platform, and personality. You only get one vote, but don’t worry! You can take home as many different varieties of Tribe Hummus as you want!

Jeb Bush - Tribe Classic Hummus

With his just-right-of-center stance and presidents for a father and a brother, it’s tempting to call Jeb a “classic” candidate. Speaking of which, it doesn’t get much more “classic” than the simple-yet-ridiculously-delicious combination of chickpeas, tahini, and garlic found in Tribe’s Classic Hummus! Does putting a third Bush in the White House speak to that family’s political pedigree or does it only point to the stagnation of American democracy? Don’t ask us! Should someone bring more pita chips? Heck, yes!

Hillary Clinton - Tribe Mediterranean Style Hummus

Like Jeb, Hillary also has a former POTUS in the family (just a reminder that Tribe Hummus is vegan, Bill!) and an extensive political background. She might look like a classic, but she’s got a few tricks up her sleeve, like social media savvy, progressive views on social issues like gay and women’s rights, and the fact that she’s… a woman! Tribe Mediterranean Style Hummus might look like Tribe Classic Hummus, but it has got a few tricks up its sleeve too, like a light drizzle of oil and a dusting of paprika. And just to be clear, “Mediterranean Style” isn’t a sneaky Benghazi reference! We’re not pointing any fingers at anybody! We’re too busy pointing our crudite at our Tribe Hummus!

Bernie Sanders - Tribe Farmers Market Harvest Carrot Hummus

The far left policies of this “crunchy” Independent Senator from Vermont are unlike anything this country has ever seen before and the bold combination of crisp carrots and zesty ginger in our new Tribe Farmers Market Harvest Carrot is unlike anything your mouth has ever tasted! We’ll see how Americans respond to his calls for increased wealth distribution and social programming, but in the meantime, how about this for a “socialist experiment?” Put out a bowl of new Tribe Farmers Market Hummus at your next party and see how many of your friends come running to the snack table!

Donald Trump - Tribe Garlic Hummus

Whenever “The Donald” opens his mouth, he gets people’s attention. It’s a feeling that Tribe Garlic Hummus lovers know well: the unmistakeable aroma of slow-roasted garlic on their breath gets anyone in a six foot radius going ga-ga for Tribe Garlic Hummus. By the way, we’re not saying that we agree with Trump’s recent immigrations comments. We’re also not saying that we disagree. We’re just saying it got people talking. That’s all. There’s no harm in that, right? Not like running out of Tribe Garlic Hummus!

Chris Christie - Tribe Swirl Fiery Sriracha Hummus

We can’t decide what’s hotter: the current New Jersey Governor’s temper or the sriracha sauce found in every bite of new Tribe Swirl Fiery Sriracha Hummus. That is not a comment on Christie’s ability to lead this country. We’re only having some fun by pointing out that sometimes the guy gets angry in public and Tribe has got a very nice spicy hummus. If you’re looking for meaningful political commentary, opinions, or discussion, you won’t find it here. If you’re looking for information on all of Tribe’s incredible hummus varieties, exciting hummus recipes, and more, visit tribehummus.com.