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Extremely Niche Fantasy Sports Websites

Love fantasy sports? Hate all the popular fantasy sports websites? We've compiled a list of fantasy sports websites you might not have heard of to help you win millions, if not trillions.

 

Draft Queens – Is Draft Kings to masculine for your delicate feminine sensibilities? Enter Draft Queens, the only fantasy sports websites where a lady can be a lady. Put money down on “the red team” or “the guy with the long hair” and win up to a million dollars for your husband or father.

 

Half Day Fantasy – Are one day fantasy leagues too much for you? Enter Half Day Fantasy. At 5:30 am, put on a pot of coffee, boot up your laptop, and pick your players. Compete against dozens of early birds and graveyard shift paramedics as you craft the perfect fantasy team – the team whose players do best until the 1pm deadline wins!

 

Fantasy Olympics – Love fantasy but also love worldwide competition? Enter Fantasy Olympics. Spend hours drafting for all of the 388 Summer and Winter events, and wait with baited breath to see if your athletes medal, get injured six months before the Games, or get out of the sport entirely and become a woodshop teacher in Iowa. For your convenience, we've embedded the Olympic theme song into our website on loop, with no way to turn it off!

 

Final Fantasy Fantasy Sports – You're a huge fan of Square-Enix's Japanese role playing game series – is there no fantasy sports site for you? Wrong! Enter Final Fantasy Fantasy Sports. Draft your favorite players and begin an epic quest to save the world from an evil summoner and her kingdom of black mages. The Jobs system allows each player from linebacker to quarterback to learn exclusive skills, like Mimic, Steal, and Doublecut. In a world where magic and technology threaten to tear each other apart, do you stand with the AFC or the NFC?

 

Fan Fight – Is Fantasy sports not competitive enough for you? Enter Fan Fight. We'll match you up with a fellow fantasy player, provide you with his physical address, and mail you a tranquillizer rifle. It's a thrilling rush to see who will be the first to draft big money players and figure out their rival's schedule to snipe them on their way to work.

 

Double Fantasy – Mark David Chapman gave John Lennon a copy of Double Fantasy to sign before he murdered him. Draft Mark David Chapman, John Lennon, or Yoko Ono and relive this awful tragedy again and again and again! Gain points for reading Catcher In The Rye, ignoring Paul McCartney's phone calls, and being denied parole.